CO2ISFUNNY | Some Stuff Weekly 09.24.2026

CO2 IS SHUFFLING...

...but mainly because my back is always going out. After 4 back surgeries, I'm no longer shuffling for the Super Bowl; I'm shuffling for the La-Z-Boy. 1985 was a great year. We did Cold War drills, hiding under our desks in school to escape nuclear radiation, which was guaranteed to work, they said. We wore OP shirts and acid-wash jeans and still knew we were cool. And then there were the Bears. They were the coolest of all. My sisters loved Jim McMahon. My brother and I loved Walter Payton. We all laughed when the Fridge came into the game...it was magical. Until later in life, when I actually had to go to Chicago. A cooler team has never blessed a colder city! ðŸ˜€ðŸ˜€ðŸ˜€ It is too cold for humans!!! It's late September now, so they are surely prepping for their first blizzard any day . ENJOY IT!!!

A couple of quick notes:

  1. Had a blast in Turlock with my buddy Mike and his awesome mom Linda! They came out to my show on Saturday and we grabbed a bite afterwards--we shutdown the Red Robin, folks! Amazingly great time with two wonderful people!

  2. My brother Mark and his way better half Jessica came to my show in Sunnyvale on Sunday and then let me crash at their place that night and throw my arm out playing fetch with their dog Willow! I love getting to see my family, as it gets harder and fewer as time goes by...

  3. Donnie D, I will be up in your area soon! I am trying to get a show booked much closer to Napa before the end of the year and I think it will be a good one! I will keep you posted, buddy!

I get asked sometimes, so I am just gonna throw this out...If you guys ever wonder where my shows are, all of that junk goes on the website. I don't want this newsletter to be a commercial. It is just supposed to be fun and 1000% NOT promotional in any way! Just good times with friends! If you actually wanna some see me, just click the header for shows or jump on my Instagram at co2isfunny. I will NEVER promote stuff in here.

Here is some stuff I like and hope you like too... 

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CHRIS THE COACH

Like Papa Bear Halas, I have a few thoughts, utilizing all of the wisdom I have ascertained from a couple of years coaching clients in public speaking, which, again, makes me uniquely qualified...

  • Are the Bucs losing on purpose??? They lost to the Browns?!?!?! Yes, I called it. That is because I am a gifted prognosticator. I also predict Todd Bowles will not keep his job much longer.

  • Jim Harbaugh will try to go back to Michigan, where once again the NCAA will wag a stern finger in his direction and try to illegaly sanction the Chargers for no reason

  • Andy Reid is somehow sticking to this running, which makes no sense! He's gonna bust out abandoning the run at the worst possible moment, but luckily for the Chiefs, not yet!!😀😀😀

THE PICKS!!!!!

LAST WEEK'S RECORD: 6-10

THIS SEASON'S RECORD: 16 - 16

WEEK 3

Atlanta Falcons at Green Bay Packers

66-year-old Morton Anderson will nail a 59-yarder to once again give the Falcons a win, although it wil be the end of his hamstring and he will never walk again. The Packers are getting ready to go into their mid-season blahs. Just in time for a blizzard of epic proportions...shoveled away by people wearing cheese.

PICK: FALCONS

Los Angeles Chargers at Buffalo Bills

Pop's Pick of the Week is a lock! The Chargers defy the East Coast Curse and beat the Bills in their 90% obstucted stadium. Josh Allen fumbles 7 times, recovers 6, but loses the key one at the end. The team duct tapes Harbaugh to the bench so he can't ruin the game for the team. Go Chargers!

PICK: CHARGERS

Carolina Panthers at Cleveland Browns

Deshaun's Craigslist app will be worked on overtime this weekend. He's gonna take a beating against the Panthers, but he will do just enough to keep Shedeur Sanders on his daddy's payroll for one more week.

PICK: BROWNS

Houston Texans at Indianapolis Colts

With any luck, this is the week te Colts fall apart and the Texans...also fall apart. In what is traditionally one of the most boring conferences in the league, Indy and Houston battle it out for who will be "first out of the playoffs".

PICK: TEXANS

New England Patriots at Jacksonville Jaguars

I would do anything the shear the locks of Trevor Lawrence. He is the Eli Manning of this generation. He will continue to perpetually underachieve and be best remembered for ruining other people's seasons on a lark...most notably the Patriots! Jags big,

PICK: JAGS

Kansas City Chiefs at Miami Dolphins

Both teams agree to play a 13 second-only game, and Tyreek suits up for both teams. He catches two deep passes, one from each QB, but in the end, KC walks out with the victory.

PICK: CHIEFS

New York Jets at Detroit Lions

Football returns to the Motor City this wekend, as the gears of Detroit industry dismantle the Jets. The Lions put all the pieces together and make Rosie the Riveter pround once again...even though Henry Ford was a horrible human being. Surprised he wasn't making Volkswagons...

PICK: LIONS

Tennessee Titans at New York Giants

I'm sad we will not be able to punk Jaxson Dart for the rest of 2026. Kills one of my favorite bits. Maybe there's something we can do with Skattebo, but that just seems too easy. You know what else will be easy? Beating the Titans.

PICK: GIANTS

Cincinnati Bengals at Pittsburgh Steelers

Father Time plays Joe Cool. Aaron Rodgers runs the Split-T formation to perfection and Notre Dame the Steelers defeat the Bengals in a thriller, 3-2.

PICK: STEELERS

Seattle Seahawks at Washington Commanders

I am trying so hard to care about Sam Darnold's amazing resurgence...but I can't. He is ike the smart kid in school your parents wish you would emulate. "Sam studies hard and gets good grades. And look, he's on the team too!" Just makes you want to beat him up at recess, although he could probably whip your butt.

PICK: COMMANDERS

Arizona Cardinals at San Francisco 49ers

There's gold in them there hills, and San Fran has found it. I looked for it while in Sunnyvale last week, but it eluded me. I did find some large cattle farms just outside of town, though, with all the smells one could hope for. 49ers cruise.

PICK: 49ERS

Minnesota Vikings at Tampa Bay Buccaneers

This is gonna make my friend Denise sad. She is a Vikings fan (why???) and I am fairly certain she owns a Fran Tarkenton Franklin Mint gold collectible coin sold at 3am on CNBC. But even with all of that luster, Baker and the Bucs nab a must win game.

PICK: BUCS

Las Vegas Raiders at New Orleans Saints

Now that Tom Brady is bragging about the Raiders, they are poised to lose. Kirk Cousins will lead the band from Treme in a deep spiritual hymn culminating in his barbershop quartet missing the high notes, and the Raiders fall to the Saints.

PICK: SAINTS

Baltimore Ravens vs. Dallas Cowboys

This will be an incredibly satisfying loss for the Cowboys. I like watching them in misery, mainly because it is so upsetting to their fans and their overhyped, non-sensical state. You know what's bigger in Texas this weekend? The point gap between you and the Ravens. Eat some humble pie served up cold by Lamar and the fellas!

PICK: RAVENS

Los Angeles Rams at Denver Broncos

Most of LA thinks the Olympics have started or the World Cup is still going on--which would not surprise me. Feels like we are only in the quarterfinals of that never-ending thing... But the city will rally around their team (no, not the Dodgers or the Chargers...the other one!), and the Rams put a Walmart-style beatdown on the Broncos.

PICK: RAMS

Philadelphia Eagles at Chicago Bears

How can I rig this game so both teams lose in such embarrassing fashion, they agree to forfeit the rest of their seasons? The Indiana Colts will somehow find a way to battle the artic temperatures of Chicago and shoot down the clipped-wing Eagles. The only thing that upsets me is that someone has to win.

PICK: BEARS

MY SPOTIFY PLAYLIST OF THE WEEK...

CO2ISFUNNY | Songs About Crazy Animals That Make Great Mascots...

Every week we casually toss around the names of ferocious beasts without truly giving them th homage they deserve. Bengals, Lions, Dolphins (???) ...they all make other teams shudder in fear.

Join me with some cool moves of your own as we celebrate the ferocious mascots:

Plea From A Cat Named Virtue | The Weakerthans

Penelope | Pinback

Your Dog | Soccer Mommy

Furr | Blitzen Trapper

Monkey Gone to Heaven | The Pixies

In Our Talons | Bowerbirds

Wolf Like Me | TV on the Radio

Elephant | Jason Isbell

The Rat | The Walkmen

Ol' Blue | Willie Nelson

CLICK THE IMAGE FOR THE SPOTIFY PLAYLIST

THE SHOW I AM WATCHING

What kind of parents would let their impressionable youngsters watch a movie about a debaucherous football team from Dallas as the drink, drug and party their way through an entire football season??? My parent s would and did, and I loved it!

This movie is a favorite for me. Honestly, anything with Mac Davis is going to be something I will love and watch over and over. Nick Nolte was cool, but Mac was the man. A little goofy, always country, but just the dude...

This movie is about football the way Any Given Sunday is...it takes all of the worst moments of a sport, compresses them into 90 minutes, and leaves you thinking it's another Tuesday in the league. And the irony? Nothing made me want to play football more!

SUSAN WARE CLIP OF THE WEEK

Fresh off the 1st Academy Award winning success of Wings, SOB studios decided to try their hand at an aviation pic as well. That Broad Can't Fly was one of 1928's most lukewarm received films. Susan played ace World War I pilot Bugsy Babsheet, an Iowa farm girl forced to dress like a man to join the elite flying corps in WWI France. The life expectancy of these soldiers was about 18 days, so after saving a few misogynistic pilots by shooting down enemy fighters (most of which were later determined to be British--its a complete screwball comedy, folks, with fun war hijinks!), Bugsy was finally killed herself. Upon retrieving her body, the men of the flying corps came to realize that she was, in fact, a woman (although a few of the rural kids were slow to come around). She was buried with half military honors in an open pit where they dumped her body but in a dress. They subsequently renamed their corps Mama's Fliers, and the film ends with Sgt. Russel Weaver eloquently and wistfully staring to camera and saying, "That Bugsy could have had my baby any day." It was an incredibly minor step back for women everywhere. Susan was once again blackballed, and later, when called before the House UnAmerican Activities Committee, she told everyone she had Ronald Reagan's baby, a complete fabrication as she had no children to speak of. McCarthy extra blacklisted her, and put her on double secret probation.

Anyways, check out Susan by clicking HERE.

I hope you enjoy these as well! Feel free to subscribe if you want. I will also include them here, but the posts that come from her site are hilarious and go out on Mondays and Thursdays!

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HERE'S A RECIPE

Listen, a lot of us are athletes, still in our primes. And although the "fake news of science and health and nutrition' keeps trying to progress, give me the good old classics any day! Here is a little something to keep you hydrated...

Dump entire can of Gatorade Lemon-Lime powder into a small cup

Add barely any water

Drink the sweet, sugary sludge

This is the formula that made America great, and why I have so many extra electrolytes if anyone needs to borrow some.

CLIP OF THE WEEK

Closing the loop on Fred MacMurray!

CLICK THE IMAGE FOR THE VIDEO.

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