CO2ISFUNNY | Some Stuff Weekly 07.02.2026

Welcome to the 250th! Let's Beat Up the British!...

Sorry for the lateness-- I was on a wild adventure from the very tippy top of a mountain in northern California, unexpectedly, which culminated in an all-night drive from 10 pm to 5:45 am and then a full day's work and the Thursday mic. But you know what I learned? It was all worth it! Why? Because I am American and that is what we do-- insanely hard things for no other reason than we can!  We are a little nuts...but in the best way! Happy 250, everyone!

Nothing makes me happier than a holiday where the British lose! Hands down, those are the best. Maybe it is my latent Irish-ness coming out, or the fact that I am tired of getting into an elevator and being blasted with Beatles music, but our mates across the pond with all of their tales of global domination and conquering the world were repelled by a bunch of dirt farmers from Virginia and lawyers from Massachusetts...also, the French navy and armaments and officers, but let's not talk about that! I really hope I live to see the 250th of the War of 1812! Now there's a war that never gets its due... It's the World War I of the birth of our country--overshadowed by other events.  But I love it! I see you, Dolly Madison!

Here is some stuff I like and hope you like too...

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THE MAN IN THE ARENA

As someone who loves history, I frequently find myself inspired by the great words of people who have come before me. This feels like a perfect moment to remind all of us of some much-needed inspiration. Here for your reading pleasure is how I remember The Man in the Arena, from my favorite president Teddy Roosevelt.

"It is not the critic who counts...unless of course it is a movie festival or film screening, like Supergirl—that movie did screen poorly but still looks good to me;

Not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles...unless the man stumbles in a truly embarrassing fashion, like loses his britches or poops himself during a marathon or truly just face-plants—like something you would see on a 12-year-old girl’s TikTok; 

Or where the doer of deeds could have done them better...again, unless the doer really was just tragically bad and should have known better than to even get involved in the whole thing from the start-- like an MLM or an online course.

The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena...but not in the cheap seats. Not the ones they give away when the radio promos go worse than planned and they have a glut of tickets remaining—like an 80’s monsters-of-rock-fest reunion featuring only Ratt, Warrant, and Mr. Big. The tickets should at least be lower-level, preferably in the first 20 rows and not too far on the side. More in the middle with easy access to the aisles for bathroom breaks. That is when the doer of the deeds should be commended for having the foresight to keep monitoring the Ticketmaster website for the best deals on tickets he could both afford but were worthwhile.

Then, when the man leaves the arena, hopefully he will remember where he parked and not be so drunk that he causes an accident or holds up the line. That frequently happens when folks are in from out of town and don’t know the traffic patterns in and around the arena. In those cases, it is ok to judge, but also offer instructive advice on how to exit quickly and efficiently.

This is why we honor the man in the arena, the doer of deeds, and an overall swell guy.”

MY SPOTIFY PLAYLIST OF THE WEEK...

CO2ISFUNNY | Songs For Relatives of Great People...

This week continues a theme...the lesser-sung heroes in American history. For every Bill Clinton, there is a Roger Clinton by his side ready to embarrass him! These are the songs for those folks. From Roger Clinton to Billy Carter to Alice Roosevelt and a few first ladies, these songs are about being next to the President.

In another life, this would have been me...

Alice Blue Gown | Rufus Wainwright, Kate & Aanna McGarrigle, Lily Lanken

Southern Girls | Cheap Trick

A Short Reprise for Mary Todd Lincoln... | Sufjan Stevens

Jackie Onassis | Sammy Rae & the Friends

Chelsea Dagger | The Fratellis

William Howard Taft | Two Man Gentlemen Band

Dear Mrs Roosevelt | Bob Dylan

James K Polk | They Might Be Giants

Dolly | Laura Mvula

Sally Hemmings | David Barrett

THE SHOW I AM WATCHING

I do not care what international celebrity, superstar, and arguably the lead (IMHO or at least my favorite part of this movie) @thejessicawinther says, The Patriot is one of my absolute favorite guilty pleasures! Independence Day meets the American Revolution with an Australian in the title role. Ummmm...ok! I'm in!

This movie captures the British doing what the British do best--horrible things and then facing a brutal comeuppance! Jason Isaacs is insanely good (pre-Archie Leech/Cary Grant role) as the villain, but the real fun is watching Mel Gibson kill everyone in sight with approximately 42 seconds of moral handwringing, while also solving racial problems in South Carolina, and mending fences with his adorable daughter. If you can watch his little girl run after him on the beach crying and not shed a tear, you are a monster!

For me, the scene in the church where should-have-been Academy Award nominee Jessica Winther emotes beautifully to the camera before getting burned to death is a scene that surpasses any garbage cooked up in Casablanca. Eat your heart out Gloria Swanson. Jessica is ready for her close up Mr. deMille!

GREAT PRESIDENTIAL NICKNAMES

You gotta love the press! As much as we complain now, they used to be worse! Here are some classic nicknames hung on a few presidents...

  1. His Rotundity | John Adams

  2. Sleeping Beauty | William Howard Taft

  3. Tricky Dick | Richard Nixon

  4. The Human Iceberg | Benjamin Harrison

  5. The Dude President | Chester A Arthur

  6. RutherFraud | Rutherford B Hayes

  7. The Grand Wrestler | Abraham Lincoln

  8. Big Steve | Grover Cleveland

  9. The Great Humanitarian | Herbert Hoover

SUSAN WARE CLIP OF THE WEEK

I remember when Susan won the Miss Apple Pie America competition outside of Atlantic City (way outside-- so far outside it was in West Virginia!)... And it wasn't a beauty pageant--it was an eating contest. But still, it really put her on the map...because after she passed out from eating too much, they laid her out on a desk that had a map of the world on it. She gained notoriety as the Pre-Diabetic Princess From Poughkeepsie! Check out Susan by clicking HERE.

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CLIP OF THE WEEK

Here is a lovely story about beheading a monarch... :)

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