CO2ISFUNNY | Some Stuff Weekly 05.07.2026

ALRIGHT, ALREADY! I KNOW, I KNOW!!! HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! NOW GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT FOR PETESSAKES! 😄😄😄

She's been dropping hints like I don't own a calendar! I got it! Happy Mother's Day out there to moms, folks with moms, folks who had moms, or folks who just like palindromes. It's gonna be a great weekend, and, as I just found out, it is the lowest crime rate day of the year...so I guess there's that too!

Here is some stuff I like and hope you like too...

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THE POWER OF THE FLOWER

This is me and my seventh wife outside of Scranton, PA in August, 1969. We got lost on the way to Woodstock. She told me to take a right, but I'm a terrible driver. Plus, I thought it was in Pennsylvania. I was wrong on both counts. That is why she looks so miserable. I also don't think she realized we were married...more of a very informal ceremony outside of Vegas by a man who claimed to be a preacher... though he could have just been wearing a black turtleneck. Hard to remember through the foggy haze of the late 60's. I do remember she wanted to dance to a Beatles song as our first dance, but when she picked a Ringo number, I put my foot down. That was our first fight. But I stand firm that I was right--no Ringo at a wedding.

You can tell that there is absolutely zero discrepancy in our looks. We were truly equals in terms of hippie modeling potential. She went on to marry an Onassis. I got a job at a Five & Dime outside of Poughkeepsie. Looks like things worked out for us both.

MY SPOTIFY PLAYLIST OF THE WEEK...

CO2ISFUNNY | Best Songs About Tulips and/or the Dutch and How We Got New York...

One of my favorite American folk stories is that the Dutch bought New York from the Lenape tribe for $24 in beads and blankets. That is the current going price for a burger, fries and soda in Los Angeles, not including tip and tax.

Here now for your listening enjoyment are 10 songs that remind us how much we love the Dutch and their tulips......

  1. New Amsterdam | Elvis Costello

  2. Proceed With Caution | New Amsterdams

  3. Istanbul (not Constantinople) |They Might Be Giants

  4. Tip Toe Through the Tulips With Me | Tiny Tim

    Tulips From Amsterdam | Max Bygraves

  5. Double Dutch Bus| Frankie Smith

  6. Amsterdam | Gregory Alan Isakov

  7. Tulips | Beach Weather

  8. The Tulips on the Table | Dan Reeder

  9. Amsterdam | Coldplay

THE SHOW I AM WATCHING

This is loosely tied into the theme, but Big Fish is one of my favorite movies, and the visuals from Tim Burton (including tons of gorgeous shots of flowers) will blow you away if you have not seen this.

The movie tells the story of Edward Bloom (Albert Finney) who has lived a large life, at least in his head and tells the stories of his life to his disgruntled son Will, who resents his father for never actually being present in his life. The movie perfectly captures my favorite of all emotions--bittersweet--and does not shy away from the sweet, sad moments that make up so much of life.

There is a beautiful scene where Edward fills a garden full of daffodils so he can propose to a woman he just met but loves.

"You don't even know me", she says. He replies--

"I have the rest of my life to find out".

MY MOM AND I

I can't have a Mother's Day newsletter without throwing in at least one picture of my mom and I! This was all the way back in a time when radio was brand new and she was bobby-soxing to Elvis 😄😄😄-- and she was always the prettiest woman at every party. My mom is special for numerous reasons, all of which she already knows, but suffice it to say she not only gave me life, but she later saved it, and I am forever grateful! Love you, Mom, and Happy Mother's Day!

COMEDIAN TO KNOW: Jess Winther on Netflix Is A Joke Followup!!!

As a follow-up, this was a big, fun, fantastic night, and a huge thank you to all of the people who made it so special for Jess! She absolutely crushed the entire night, both as a comedian and a producer. The Netflix folks seemed very happy, the comedians truly rocked, and the crowd was nuts!!! Thanks to all of the amazing people who came out to support Jess and the big evening! You are truly appreciated!

Btw...thank god I got just enough of her new website done to be passable (jessicawinther.com)! If you don't follow Jess yet, click the image to see what she's up to.

CLIP OF THE WEEK

REPOSTING BECAUSE I SCREWED UP THE LINK LAST WEEK!!!!

I do not fuel my body with the Breakfast of Champions. Rather, it is the sad remainder of a school lunch program sponsored by Hostess. Except I like soup...

CLICK THE IMAGE FOR THE VIDEO.

As always, you can check out my clips on the site (co2isfunny.com) or YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/@co2isfunny).

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