CO2ISFUNNY | Some Stuff Weekly 04.23.2026

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Right when you all started to miss my hot takes on football, the NFL gods come smiling vis a vis the NFL Draft! The draft is like the opening opening band at a Coldplay concert-- most of the time you are not even sure why you are there at all and you're glad you didn't pay for the tickets, but on occasion a future Radiohead sneaks on the early bill, and, if that fails, maybe the Kisscam goes bananas long enough for us all to have a little bit of fun! Who knows, but it is as close to football as I can get in the spring without The Rock interfering, and I love every second of it!

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LEN DAWSON

On January 15, 1967, the Kansas City Chiefs battled the Green Bay Packers in the very first edition of what would soon come to be called the Super Bowl. The Packers cheated (as they always seemed to--Ice Bowl anybody???) and won the game 35-10. It ushered in the modern era of football we now all know and love. Almost nothing has changed since...

One thing that remains very much the same is the rigorous training regimen the players go through--both pre-season, during the season, and even during the game. Many players, inspired by Len Dawson at halftime of the largest football game ever played in history to that point, will still smoke a Pall Mall and drink a Fresca for that little extra boost in the second half. 4 out of 5 doctors agreed in 1967 that Pall Mall was not only smooth-tasting, but also full of electrolytes to make you faster and stronger. They were the precursor to Gatorade. In fact, after the game, instead of the traditional sports drink splash of the winning head coach, the Packers dumped tobacco leaves all over Vince Lombardi. What a magical sight it was... unfortunately, no one from the game survives, all having died by the ripe old age of 47.

Next time you are mid-Pickleball and you wanna finish like a champion, take a long, cool drag of a Pall Mall and think of ol' Lenny the Cool, loser of Super Bowl One, but still a champion in my heart!

MY SPOTIFY PLAYLIST OF THE WEEK...

CO2ISFUNNY | Best Songs About Smoking in the Era When Don Draper Could Play Football...

I was never a cigarette smoker, although I did enjoy a good cigar. But I did think it was cool. The movie magic of good-looking kids with Lucky Strikes still makes me wish I were in Stand By Me. No such luck. I was not meant to be a cool kid, but that's what reincarnation is for...next time.

Here now for your listening enjoyment are 10 songs that remind us how much the world has changed in such a short span...

  1. Cigarettes & Alcohol | Oasis

  2. Three Cigarettes In An Ashtray | Patsy Cline

  3. Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk |Rufus Wainwright

  4. Cigarette Daydreams | Cage the Elephant

  5. The Hymn for Cigarettes| Hefner

  6. Cigarette Smoke | Half Wolf

  7. Cigarette Smoke | Dave McKendry

  8. 20 Cigarettes | Morgan Wallen

  9. More Cigarettes | The Replacements

  10. Coffee and Cigarettes | Jimmy Eat World

THE SHOW I AM WATCHING

Are there more popular football movies than The Best of Times? Yes--literally all of them. But are they better? Not for my money! I LOVE this movie! Vintage Robin Williams and Kurt Russell--Kurt playing the greatest-named athlete in movie history, Reno Hightower--are at the top of their comedic game in this film.

Robin Williams remains haunted by his final game at Taft High, a missed championship he caused by dropping a touchdown pass in the big game to rival Bakersfield. Fourteen years after the game ended in a tie, the two teams agree to restage the game. Unfortunately for Taft, they are all well past their prime. Can Robin Williams make up for the mistake that changed his life forever?

Written by Ron Shelton of Bull Durham and Tin Cup fame, The Best of Times will not disappoint. It's a feel-good flick for after the draft.

MONSTER ZERO

My friends can tell you that I have the diet of a six-year-old. Jess hates going to dinner with me, as I generally eat very little and only really enjoy eggs and avocados. Sadly, however, last year I found Monster Zero, the sugar-free version of regular Monster. I like to point out the sugar-free part as it makes it seem like I am being healthy. I am not. I am drinking too many of these delicious gifts from heaven above, and so now I have to publicly declare I am going off of them. To say I am crushed is to put it mildly. This was my last vice in a long list of vices that have already been stolen from me. Alas, though, the day is here. Au revoir, Monster Zero. We hardly knew ye. Until we meet again in the next world... which I think Artemis is out looking for now. 😄😄😄

COMEDIAN TO KNOW: Beau Foxx

OK--speaking of six-year-olds, I recently got a new comedy client, and he is only six years old! Having said that, he has already accomplished more professionally than I ever will. He was in a national Kia commercial, Vegas: A Love Story, and The Pitt. The kid is flippin' adorable and will be doing a comedy set at The Ice House on May 3rd. You can check out during his last set HERE.

CLIP OF THE WEEK

Some jokes are hilarious. Some are just old. Guess which one this is...

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