CO2ISFUNNY | Some Stuff Weekly 03.05.2026

LET THE SNEEZING BEGIN ...

Am I sick? Am I allergeticy? Or am I just a garden variety hypochondriac? Odds are on the latter by a mile and a half. Regardless, the struggle against mucus is real. Reminded me of Covid, when a sneeze made you a super-spreader. People were ready to take you out while in line at the CVS with 40 packages of toilet paper and water...

I miss those days!

Here is some stuff I like and hope you like too...

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IRAN

Believe me, I know how many of you just dread seeing the word on the page. I am not going to get political, I promise. I try to keep this newsletter no closer than the slightly ruffled edges of politics. I am from Kansas; I live in California. I have tons of friends and family on every side of every issue. There will never be a middle ground anymore, and I am embracing that.

I was born in an odd time, when there was never really a war to fight. The Gulf War lasted for a Tuesday, Iraq II: Mission Accomplished never really had that type of verve where you would need to rally and go, and my creaky bones would have been undesirable for whatever scraps remained.

I love military history, and I used to give tours at the World War I Museum in Kansas City. This is as close to service as I ever got, and even in this AI-flavored pic here I look dopey. My official position would have been German Target Practice. I am, however, always amazed by the bravery of those who serve and fight. They will forever be braver and better than I will ever be.

I believe in a healthy discourse--our nation was founded on it-- and I also know you don't have to support a war to support those fighting it. Famously, only 59% of Americans were fully behind World War II in 1944. Public sentiment changes all the time, and the lens of history is necessary. I honestly don't even care about any of that.

My nephew Luis (my sister Bridget's son) was a Marine and a complete badass. Due to an unfortunate injury, he was honorably discharged and will not have to fight. I think of it as a fortunate injury every day.

I know thoughts and prayers is an unfortunate cliche, but in a sincere moment without irony and a snide sensibility...my thoughts and prayers are with those people fighting and the six that have already fallen.

MY SPOTIFY PLAYLIST OF THE WEEK...

Glenn Miller and the boys entertaining the fellas overseas on Armed Forces Radio

Here are 10 of the weirdest songs to fight a war by. The fellas from WWII going into battle listening to 14-piece orchestras headed up by Doris Day...Some things have changed! Makes me wanna go to the malt shop and find a girl to go steady...

Having said that, here are my 10 favorite WWII songs that make me feel confused...

  1. String of Pearls | Glenn Miller

  2. Cement Mixer | Alvino Ray

  3. Sentimental Journey | Doris Day & Les Brown

  4. You Made Me Love You | Harry James

  5. I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm | Les Brown

  6. You Won't Be Satisfied Until You Break My Heart | Doris Day

  7. It's Magic | Sammy Cahn

  8. Kansas City Shuffle | Benny Moten

  9. It's A Long Way To Tipperary | American Quartet

  10. As Time Goes By | Dooley Wilson

THE SHOW I AM WATCHING

CASABLANCA

The greatest of all war pictures to me, actually made during the war. And not the good part of the war--the dodgy part--1942. Its release was designed to coincide with the invasion of North Africa by the greatest American General ever, Gen George Patton. I am going to continue to throw out a bunch of hyperbole because that is fun and it is what I do, but if my YouTube is any indication, I am hooked on his career.

Regardless, Casablanca is one of the greatest achievements in movie history. Bogart, Bergman, Claude Reins, Paul Henreid, Dooley Wilson, Peter Lorre...that is an insane cast!

Small fact--"Here's Looking at you, kid" was improvised by Bogart in the flashback scene, and the later added to the airport scene. Some of the best things in life are just accidents!

MY SISTER CAME TO VISIT!

I had so much fun with my sister Kat's visit to LA! We haven't ever had a trip like that just the two of us. We had a blast! All the LA hotspots, dinner at Casa Vega and El Coyote, Santa Barbara including brunch on the beach, and finally Santa Monica on Saturday night to celebrate Jess' birthday. I am looking forward to the next visit already! And...she just had her birthday on Tuesday (all part of the 2026 Kat-gras celebration!), so Happy Birthday!!! Love you a ton!!!

COMEDIAN TO KNOW: Lisa Landers

Fellow midwesterner Lisa Landers allowed me the privilege of opening up for her one-hour show last Wednesday, and she was hilarious! I was really glad for the opportunity, and I think she is tremendous. See for yourself HERE!

CLIP OF THE WEEK

This is a repeat but it is still one of my favorites... sorry to throw it out again but it seemed thematic...

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As always, you can check out my clips on the site (co2isfunny.com) or YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/@co2isfunny).

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See you next week!