My One & Only
This movie was not a hit. In fact it was never released...anywhere. Nowhere. Its entire existence has been scrubbed from existence with the exception of a few minor mentions if one searches hard enough.
It wasn't good...but it was a helluva lot of fun. I thought I could write a raunchy teen comedy in the spirit of American Pie. This was 2001. It was fashionable then. And while it did not lead to fame or fortune, it did launch my production company, introduce me to lifelong friends--most notably my good buddy and future President of the US Heather Wiley, and result in one amazing goddaughter in cute little Avalon. All in all, pretty good deal.