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UGH TO THE WORLD...8 days into 2026 and the world is already going nuts! I thought we already had our own Greenland, and it is called North Dakota. No one lives there either and it is always cold. It has more Danish angst then Hamlet at a Holiday Inn Express breakfast buffet. Pastries for all!
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NFL WILDCARD WEEKEND
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My life has become so meaningless, I'm almost excited for the Olympics. That's how far I am falling. I'm gonna start a sports gambling addiction, and place my mortgage money on the luge. I am hoping my bookie won't even know what it is, so I will win no matter what. Meanwhile, the Chiefs finally ended their Milli Vanilli season, where they posed as champs even though it was all a scam. Finally getting closer to putting a bow on this gridiron year...
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Let's get to the picks!
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SAT | RAMS @ PANTHERS | PICK: RAMS Rams should have a bye. In fact, America should have a bye from having to watch this game. It's gonna be ugly. Rams score on every play, including defense, and a new world record for math in sports is set. McVay gets his Boy Scout Merit Badge and a Wildcard Win on the same day.
SAT | PACKERS @ BEARS | PICK: PACKERS For the 11th time in the last 2 weeks, the Packers and Bears are set to do battle. Do these teams even play anyone else ever??? The temperature will be a balmy 11 below in Chicago--practically swimsuit season! I predict a tame 14 murders during the game, and a Packers victory, followed by a cow kicking over a lantern in a barn on DeKoven Street, and another 98 years of sports curses settle in for Chicago.
SUN | BILLS @ JAGUARS | PICK: BILLS Josh Allen and the rest of the team not named Bill bring the ice and snow to Jacksonville. It is going to be a frosty afternoon for Trevor and the Jags, and Josh gets a very necessary playoff win. Afterwards, they make another Hallmark movie about the game that is just a pale imitation of the Chiefs' Hallmark movie--a dangerous trend that is sweeping the league.
SUN | 49ERS @ EAGLES | PICK: 49ERS SUN | CHARGERS @ PATRIOTS | PICK: CHARGERS There is going to be a real lack of gray hoodies on the Patriots' sideline come Sunday afternoon. No Belichek spells no victory for Drake Maye and the boys. Like a Ken Burns documentary on PBS, the Patriots' season has gone on just a little too long with dubious results. The Chargers take this one easy.
MON | TEXANS @ STEELERS | PICK: STEELERS Coach Bum Phillips and his Houston squad, led by newbie QB Dan Pastorini, head to Three Rivers to do battle with grizzled vet Aaron Rodgers and the Steel Curtain. The terrible towels are out waving, but it is the pollution from Andrew Carnegie's US Steel mills that provides the highlights. The carcinogens in the Allegheny River catch fire, and the blaze lights up the night sky, distracting the Texans from completing their Taylor Sheridan-scripted destiny. Steelers win 3-2.
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