I AM TRYING TO DETHAW!!!

I went to Minneapolis for 3 days. The high was 11 degrees, it snowed the entire time, and they ended up rescheduling the show for March. And yet, that all seemed just about right for 2025! 🙂

NoCal/Bay Area Friends--Thanks for all of the tips on where to go! I will have some options very soon and get your feedback...

LA Friends: I have a show at Ice House in Pasadena on Friday--the Hot Medusa show.

Also, a show at Flappers in Burbank on Monday--Denise Winkelman & Friends. Reply to this email for free tix to either show.

I always try to make sure no one has to pay to come see me. I don't want you to be sad over your decision. 🙂 Plus I am always grateful for your support!

Here is some stuff I like and hope you like too...

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NFL WEEK 15

Why do I make the effort? The Chiefs are done. The dynasty is dead. Guess maybe I can root for the Rams??? That just seems sad and inconsequential. People here are still celebrating the Dodgers and waiting for soccer season to start... Oh well.

Let's get to the picks!

• THU | FALCONS @ BUCS | PICK: BUCS

  • Kirk Cousins is ready to lead the church summer camp in a rousing rendition of "He's Got the Whole World In His Hands". Baker has no time for singing. He's got a game to win.

• SUN | RAVENS @ BENGALS | PICK: BENGALS

  • We're doing this again already? Toe Joe is gonna get a win over Lamar, the QB I love watching second most in the league.

• SUN | BROWNS @ BEARS | PICK: BROWNS

  • Shedeur Sanders slides...not as much as the draft but many times. He uses his legs to buy time and throw the ball to "Best Teammate in the World" Jerry Jeudy, who, when he's not dropping passes, is blaming his QB for dropping passes. Somehow they still win.

• SUN | CARDINALS @ TEXANS | PICK: CARDINALS

  • One of many unlikely wish list picks for the week. This is just a revenge pick for Texans beating the Chiefs. I hope their tight end retires soon, like ours should... 😲

• SUN | JETS @ JAGUARS | PICK: JETS

  • Brady Cook will lead the Jets to an improbable win... or not. Maybe. Completely unsure who this person is, and absolutely not qualified to say. 3rd string for the Jets means you are 96th best QB in the league. Still pretty cool.

• SUN | CHARGERS @ CHIEFS | PICK: CHIEFS

  • Why why why?!?!?! It's really down to this??? Playing the Chargers in a morning game??? We don't even get prime time or afternoon anymore??? How quickly the NFL turns... Chiefs win a game they have no business winning.

• SUN | BILLS @ PATRIOTS | PICK: BILLS

  • Why can't the Bills be bad like the Chiefs??? It's not fair! If Mahomes is playing poorly, Josh Allen should have to as well. They are like the same person--minus the Super Bowl rings.

• SUN | COMMANDERS @ GIANTS | PICK: COMMANDERS

  • Jaxson Dart pulls a Chet from Weird Science and turns into a giant pile of fesces after flirting with super hot Kelly LeBrock and the Giants lose another game. Rest in peace Bill Paxton!

• SUN | RAIDERS @ EAGLES | PICK: RAIDERS

  • Raiders, we need you to be the Raiders. I know the recent seasons have not treated you well, but you specialize in ruining team's playoff chances. There is no better team to practice your dark arts on then the Eagles.

• SUN | PACKERS @ BRONCOS | PICK: PACKERS

  • The Ghost of Brett Favre comes out to beat the snot out of the Ghost of John Elway. Then, with any luck, they both go away forever.

• SUN | LIONS @ RAMS | PICK: LIONS

  • Jared Goff beats up Sean McVey and steals his allowance. He got done wrong. Revenge is a dish best served cold... which is a saying that has never made any sense to me. Why would anyone want cold revenge? Isn't it like a soup?

• SUN | PANTHERS @ SAINTS | PICK: SAINTS

  • Who dat, who dat, who dat never wins any games??? It's the Aint's. But not this weekend.

• SUN | COLTS @ SEAHAWKS | PICK: COLTS

  • Phillip Rivers??? He's still alive??? I just lost a $20 bet. And he's doing what??? Playing football??? I just lost a $50 bet.

• SUN | TITANS @ 49ERS | PICK: 49ERS

  • Watch out 49ers...this is the game where the Titans sneak up on you and... what I saying? No it is not. It is the day the Titans get crushed again.

• SUN NIGHT | VIKINGS @ COWBOYS | PICK: COWBOYS

  • Vikings, I am disappointed in your fair-weather comedy sensibilities. Canceling a show because of ice and snow?!?! Ice and snow are your Tuesday. Sam Darnold and I talked and we are both glad he left. Cowboys win.

• MON NIGHT | DOLPHINS @ STEELERS | PICK: DOLPHINS

  • Veteran QB Rodgers does battle with youngster Dick Wood. The game is a tussle until Larry Csonka and Mercury Morris do the ol' dippity doo trickaroo, the old timey way of saying a flea flicker which works. Dolphins 3-0.

OK, THIS WAS COOL...