HUSSY NEWS #69: Sparkle War Averted. Mission Accomplished. Hoops Back In, Baby Girl 🎀

Well hello there, my overworked, under-rested, emotionally accessorized Hussy.

It was a comedy-heavy week.

Lots of laughs.

So much fun.

But one experience over the long weekend could’ve sucked the joy out of all of it.

I went out to support a friend who’s been opening on the road for a “headliner.”

I’m putting headliner in quotes.

Because here’s the question:

Are people paying to see you?

Or are people paying to see a comedy show at a comedy club?

Those aren’t necessarily the same thing.

Sometimes “headliner” means you’ve built an audience.

Sometimes it means you’ve been around long enough, have enough credits, and a club can put your picture on a poster.

This was more the latter.

I’m not going to use his name.

Voldemort.

I generally don’t critique other comedians unless we’re friends and they ask me to.

If we’re not close and you ask, I’ll focus on what you did well.

Or tell you I didn’t hear your set.

Which, as you’ll soon discover, is probably true.

Earbuds and all.

I recently heard a comedian say the worst thing you can call another comedian is a hack.

Hack means generic.

The premises aren’t original.

The material could’ve been performed by anybody.

I’ve been doing stand-up for almost ten years.

I’ve seen plenty of it.

I’ve probably written some myself.

BACK IN MY DAY, BABY GIRL

My friend went up and did well.

Sparse crowd.

Big room.

Then the “headliner” went up.

Three minutes in, I was scrolling through my phone.

Angry.

Ranty.

A lot of “back in my day.”

Then we got approximately ten minutes on cereal.

Someone yelled Fruit Loops.

“Whoa, what is this, San Francisco?”

1992 called and asked for its joke back.

Yawn.

I started pulling my earbuds out.

I was legitimately debating whether I could put one in and watch a sexy lesbian AI drama while still technically supporting my friend.

Then the set transitioned.

To trans people.

Oh goody.

A straight guy explaining that back in his day they didn’t have all these gender identities.

He didn’t understand them.

Hilarious.

There was a joke about how “blowing a tranny” used to mean something happened to your transmission.

Fresh.

My friends looked at me.

One grabbed my arm.

Just to make sure the hoops stayed in.

Apparently we didn’t need a sparkle fight to end the comedy show.

Although it would’ve gotten more laughs.

He wanted the reaction.

He wanted the sparkle fight.

So I stayed a few more minutes before quietly leaving.

I wasn’t giving him that moment.

And here’s the thing.

I wasn’t offended.

I was bored.

That’s worse.

HACK-A-SHAQ

I believe comedians should be able to talk about almost anything onstage.

Including trans people.

But bring me something.

A personal experience.

A perspective.

A weird observation.

Something I haven’t heard 400 times from my weird uncle at Thanksgiving.

Dave Chappelle has said plenty about trans people I disagree with.

But he has a point of view.

“I don’t understand it because we didn’t have it back in my day” isn’t one.

Edgy isn’t the same thing as funny.

HOOPS BACK IN

That was one shitty hour in a really fun week of comedy.

I wrote.

I performed.

I had fun.

I’m not letting one dude with ten minutes on cereal and a transmission joke become the story of my weekend.

Shoutout to the clubs, headliners and producers who book funny diverse lineups.

Special shoutout to my friend Joanne Scorcia.

She’s hilarious, she’s a great producer, and she books funny people.

Period. End of Sentence.

That’s the qualification.

Funny.

What a concept.

I’ve got jokes to write.

Shows to do.

And sexy lesbian AI dramas waiting for me.

Earbuds in, baby girl.

UPCOMING HUSSY SIGHTINGS

Saturday, 9/12 at 1 PM
UCB Silver Lake — Improv Show
2829 Sunset Blvd, Los Angeles

Friday, 9/25 at 9:30 PM
Ice House, Pasadena

Saturday, 9/26 at 7:30 PM
Comedy Chateau, North Hollywood

Tuesday, 9/29 at 6:30 PM
State Social House, West Hollywood

Friday, 10/2
Santa Barbara Comedy Club

Sunday, 10/11 at 7:30 PM
Sunset Lounge, West Hollywood

Come say hi.

Unless you have ten minutes on cereal you want my opinion on.

Then please don’t.

Sparkle war averted.

Mission accomplished.

Hoops back in, baby girl. 🎀


Have a wonderful week.


You’re TL from the DL,

Denise Winkelman Comedy

Out.

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