Well hello there, my mesh-shorts-wearing, emotionally sunburned hussy.
Pride Month is winding down.
Lessons were learned.
Mistakes were made.
PrideFest does not accept Dave & Buster’s tickets as legal tender.
Like Merle’s mama, we tried.
Moving on like an Okie from Muskogee…
Your girl is taking a brief summer hiatus.
Between Pride festivities, birthday nonsense, comedy shows, neck injections, and Becca currently recovering from a hangover in a Motel 6 somewhere outside Bakersfield, I simply do not have enough functioning brain cells to produce fresh hussy journalism.
So this week we’re doing what every television network does when they run out of ideas.
A rerun.
A classic from the Hussy archives.
If you already read it six months ago, congratulations on being a loyal hussy. We’ll stamp your punch card later.
If you don’t remember reading it six months ago, congratulations on having the same memory as the rest of the squad.
Enjoy.
❤️ Denise
