Well hello there, my glitter-coated, emotionally hydrated (hopefully), poor-decision-surviving hussy.
Happy Pride Month 🌈
Pride is basically a traveling carnival.
Town to town.
Weekend to weekend.
Questionable outfits.
Questionable hookups.
Questionable hydration habits.
Pace yourself.
Hope everyone survived Pride weekend with a moderate amount of dignity still intact.
Not me or my squad.
Remember:
Mesh is for tops, Becca.
Not shorts.
Round two of sunburn and an itchy crotch is not an appropriate way to kick off summer.
Quick hussy update because your girl is tired, has a headache, and currently has glitter and what I hopeis mesh in places I didn’t know existed.
Monday’s Trevor Project fundraiser at The Comedy Store was honestly one of my favorite shows I’ve been on.
Such a killer lineup and so much fun.
Huge shoutout to Amanda Michelle and Maggie Hyde for producing such a great night, everyone on the lineup, and the amazing staff at The Store.
The hussies behaved.
Thank the Godfather Almighty (Kesha).
They left their mesh shorts at home and actually wore their panties.
Like grown-ups.
Still naughty.
But appropriate-ish.
And on the bright side…
At least nobody ended up on a fashion fail site again.
Looking at you, Becca.
