HUSSY NEWS NUMBER 69 PART 69

Well hello there, my five point, tax deductible, emotionally validated Gold Star Hussies.

Hussy News Part 69. At this point are we sick of this bit? Maybe. Are we stopping? Absolutely not. Commitment to this utter nonsense is important.

Announcement. Before we begin, the committee has officially rescinded the SWAG card for the Minnesota Timberwolves and Jaden McDaniels. Big VIC has them somewhere suckling HIS titties the way Dwayne Johnson asked Kevin Hart to do during the roast. Sad. Devastating. THANK GOD FOR MIMOSA IVS and brunch therapy.

This week was Netflix Is A Joke Festival, aka Coachella for comedy. Minus the dust storms, camping, and girls dressed like post apocalyptic crochet butterflies named River. Although honestly, I was spiritually prepared to wear a meat suit.

Comedy was EVERYWHERE. Comics running on caffeine, Tito’s, Adderall, unresolved childhood trauma, and whatever vitamins are inside a mimosa IV drip.

So many friends absolutely crushed it this week and your girl was out there wandering around Hollywood like a bisexual cryptid surviving entirely on iced coffee, panic, and validation.

🚨 HUSSY ALERT 🚨

Your fearless Team Leader of All Things Hussy will be performing THIS FRIDAY at 7:30 PM at The Comedy Chateau.

Use promo code DWINKELMAN and you’ll be added to my guest list because inflation is fake and I support the arts.

Grab Tickets Here

✨ FRIENDS CRUSHING IT ✨

First off, shout out to my dear friend Jessica Winter. She works her ass off, is absolutely hilarious, and sold out her festival show because she’s a boss.Truly one of my favorite humans. Somebody give this woman a reality show immediately.

Also huge love to Kalea McNeill who recorded her new special and absolutely murdered. She is blowing UP right now. Funny as hell, was on Kevin Hart’s Funny AF on Netflix, and just recorded Comic View on BET. Watching friends win at that level is genuinely inspiring. Check her out and watch her special when it drops.

🌈 HUSSY COMEDIAN

OF THE WEEK 🌈

Jackie Monahan

Jackie’s new special The Main Problem just dropped and it is hilarious. Change your plans and watch it immediately. Weather permitting, of course.

Go support these hilarious women immediately.

Also this poster? Hot. Pink neon comedy rainbow excellence. We love branding. She gets Jaden’s swag card.

🎤 THE ROAST 🎤

Also watched the roast with Kevin Hart hosting and honestly… what a chaotic little fever dream. I love roasts so much.

Chelsea Handler crushed it as always. And I will never get tired of Dwayne Johnson trying to convince grown men to suckle his titties for comedy.

That man commits to a bit.

He seemed REALLY intent. I have a lot of questions but for the sake of time, and no longer having an attorney on retainer, I’m moving on.

📍🔥 UPCOMING SHOWS 🔥📍

May 15 Comedy Chateau 7:30 PM
First 10 tickets free with code DWINKLEMAN
May 16 UCB LA
May 19 State Social 6:30 PM
June 20 Glendale Room

🚨 More dates are coming in hot.

Tell a friend.
You are probably already on a watchlist
so share the fun.

🎭 FINAL THOUGHTS

FROM THE VOID 🎭

So many killer sets. So many funny people. Comedy is alive and deeply unwell. For one beautiful week it was fun to be part of the vibes.

Support local comedy.

Anyway, I’m off to emotionally spiral while AI Glenda whispers “you slut” into the void like a haunted Build A Bear with WiFi.

Becca is somewhere wearing a visor indoors and judging us all while hooked up to a mimosa IV.

Yes, I’ll suckle a tittie. Not you Glenda. How would that even work? The mouse? I don’t want to know.

Until next week. Stay hydrated. Stay validated. Support local comedy. And if the robots rise up, remember I was nice to you, Glenda.

You naughty slut.

Your Team Leader of All Things Hussy,
Denise Winkelman

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