Some hussies may love Nancy…
from Tonya and Nancy fame.
We all know.
🔥 Tonya was the star.
She had that je ne sais quoi.
Willing to do anything to win.
Gotta love a bad girl.
🎶 Bad girls, bad girls…
what you gonna do?
Once upon a time, in a trailer far, far away…
Nancy was attacked…
by Tonya’s man.
By the way—how modern.
👠 Tonya was giving Meryl Streep in Prada, boss energy.
Even before Margot played her,
she was 💳 THE original EBT Barbie.
Btw… Margot? Really?
That felt like… I, Ego.
(Like I, Tonya.)
Who do you think you are—Billy Beane in Moneyball?
Why, Brad? Why?
Rumless mojitos feel like a Nancy endorsement.
That, and missionary only.
Tonya?
She endorses extra Bloody Marys…
or as she calls them—💋 Bloody Nancys.
Nancy overcame.
She had her moment.
She won gold.
But she didn’t have Margot play her…
🎭 so did she really win?
Honestly…
🔥 I think we should be pro Tonya.
Nancy should thank her.
For making her memorable.
🥂 Rum is the breakfast of champions.
Wheaties are for closers…
but rum is for the participation medalists
willing to go the extra mile, right Tonya?
