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Hussy News #69 (Nice)
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Well hello there, my five-point, tax-deductible, emotionally validated Gold Star Hussy 💖 Welcome to Hussy News #69 (nice), where the vibes are high, the hats are pink, and the shows are on fire. |
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Vibing & Profiling
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Crank up some Kesha and Flo Rida and let’s get spiritually unhinged together. Because this week I am not just in the vibe. I am the vibe. San Diego absolutely showed up and showed OUT. Packed rooms. Hot laughs. Real joy. Thank you to every single hussy who came through, brought friends, brought energy, and brought full hussy vibes. Extra love to The mic girl. You are a real one 🫡 Chris Clobber and Taylor Spencer for crushing and being legends Everyone who smiled, laughed, and remembered comedy is supposed to be FUN |
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A Little Free Advice (Do Not Take This Seriously)
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People keep asking me for advice, and let me be clear. Never take advice from someone in a pink hat. Unless that person is me. Or don’t. I don’t care. I’m thriving. Here’s what I do know. Comics chase sets. Comedians chase opportunities. I chase vibes, outfits, and moments. Living my life one hussy and one unnecessary trip to the mall at a time. I’m honestly sick of sitting at comedy shows where nobody looks like they’re having a good time. Even their parents fell asleep. I’ll bring the swag. You bring your mug. Deal? |
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Big Girl Media Moment 💅
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Current Emotional Support Anthem 🎶 |
I am fully obsessed with Rainbow by Kesha. I used to live in the darkness. Dressed in black. Acted heartless. Now I’ve got kaleidoscopes in my hairdo, stars back in my eyes, and I’m falling back in love with being alive. Yes, my head is still fucked up. But aren’t we all, my love? Our scars make us who we are and baby, I am dreaming in light, light, lights 🌈 Put those colors on, girl. Come paint the world with me tonight. |
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Comic to Watch 👀
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Chris Clobber. 30-year HBO headliner. Mentor. Friend. Absolute monster on stage, the good kind. If you don’t know him yet, fix that. IG | @cclobber1982 |
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Traveling Thoughts from the Road ✈️
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Shoutout to Airbnb hosts everywhere who now offer More rules. Less amenities. A trash system so complex it feels easier to sell an organ on the black market, so I’ve heard. Nothing like operating a maze of laminated instructions written by an engineer with trust issues. |
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Final Vibes
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Like. Share. Forward this to every hussy you know. I’m the fun police now. But like the old NBA commercials kind. Sexy raincoat. Whistle. Joy enforcement. Let’s have fun. Let’s be loud. Let’s paint the world hot pink. With love, chaos, and impeccable timing, Denise 💋 P.S. If you see someone smiling at a comedy show, report them. Because how dare they. Comedy is serious, complex, and meant to be painful. |
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