Trans people make the world better.
Watching a lot of sports lately and I’ve realized something:
we need more trans folks.
We didn’t ruin sports. ESPN did.
All they show is Southern football and emotionally distant “couples” skating around like:
“Is she his wife… or just his sequined beard?”
No one cared about figure skating until Tanya Harding made it fun.
Tanya just had a terrible publicist.
She should’ve been in WWE and on Jerry Springer.
There’s varsity and JV and neither are Olympians.
Just like their sequined beard, they’re not even in the conversation.
So they sit in the stands with a bag on their head next to their mom because they got cut,
eating nachos out of a beer helmet with a juice box.
They wear their participation trophy, thinking they’re a goddess like Tanya,
then remember they don’t have the guts or the stamina to finish a TikTok.
Winter Olympics are coming.
They need drama. They need fun. They need trans people.
We’re not ruining sports.
We’re saving them.
